Boss was in terrible mood today...soooo bad, that he mouthed a hell lotta ma - pu** words for a highly ordinary mistake of mine..the dialogues were so furious that a tonne of wax melted out of ma ears!! :(
ahhh..cmmon..it was also not the first time am gettin such an earful.. its ok not to be perfect sometimes....
howbeit..
it was heartbreaking tis time..half ma floor was witnessing the ordeal live; that includes the marathi mulgi mandakini godbole..ma sweetheart ..pheww...it was well turning out to be my 9/11!!
i kept (had to!!) a low profile for the rest of the day..completely way off, totally aloof and... highly revengeful !!..
17.30hrs..
the rattle of over a 1000 keyboards finally stopped.. PCs with tonnes of codes and innumerable softwares started shuttin down..n The kompany announced...Its Day End!!
not a sec to loose..
ma boss picked up his things and ran..not to be left behind..i too picked ma things and ran..
4.5673 secs later,
we met... @ the loo..
we quietly sneaked into the available pots...aahh..and that turned out to be the adjacent ones..neighbors now!!
hmmm...post the public rebuke in the morning,it was the first time we wre so close..bitter glances were exchanged..and we both were dead serious!!
after the customary frantic maneuvers (all the handworks).. we stood anxiously, waiting, for it to come out..
except for ma boss's whisper..""common"..."commooon"..commmmooaann"",,,there was pin drop silence..
A contest brewing up between us??..yeahh most certainly..i felt so!!
10 long secs..nothin happened...
10 long secs..nothin happened...
n then..
all of a sudden i pumped..wooahh....
yahoooooo!!
yuppp... i did it!! am first!! yahoooooooo!!
ma payback..ma token of revenge..ma vendattaa!! all in one!!
ma payback..ma token of revenge..ma vendattaa!! all in one!!
aahhh...watay feeling..its not just the bosses, who always win!!grrr!!
loaded with a mighty pride and lots of disposable arrogance, i turned and gave ma struggling boss the smartest of all ma smirks..!!!:);)
grrrr!!!!!!!!
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btw for the evil minds...tre exists a big laminate bw 2 pots....so no privacy intrusions!!;)
**ma-pu words are the choicest of mallu swear words..
20 comments:
welcome!!
Bosses are always bosses
da suppppppppppperrrr ?????
boss means that s..........y?
i liked it :)
but not up to yr stds
@nisha:
yup..they r!!:)
@A:
hmm..the same fellow!!;)
cb:
sorry 2 let u down!!thxx for being blunt!!:)
what crap!!! your boss yells at u in front of the whole team? n uses ma-pu words also? n this is normal? what kinda place is this that u work in?
n cool payback that :)
wow..blunt edges..:)
yupp...the post was a bit hyperbolic..ma office n ma boss rnt tat bad..yeahh.. boss was rude n i had a bad day..but th other details, as they say, wre a kinda fictional exaggeration!!;)
n th payback stuff..it was all real..not an iota of exag!!;)
hahaha..
Revenge that was, really ;)
@ "S"::)..thakioo..many takers for ma ahimsatic ways!!
yeaahh..very gald to c u hre!!:)
ok dude ! give up. Racking my brains for half an hour trying to figure out what exactly is 'ma-pu'. look before you get your judgemental glasses on im a proud alumni of GAC (the notorious Govt Arts College!) and i still cant figure this out. Damn, my brains need an oiling ! ;)
hey pan..welcome :)!!
haa...happens at times..may be amnesia ;)...hey no oilin reqd..visit arts again an u will come out as an illuminated person..:)
arts always was close 2 me..many of ma frnds are frm tre!!:)
Ha ha good 1 dude... Racing in the loo is always fun :D
thankiooo sid!!
yaa...n its more funny wen u win,rite!!;)
n vry glad 2 see u hre!!:)
That was an interesting read! :)
hey thxx for visitin doubl dollar!!:)
Mr Viswanathan
How can you make wrong judgement about Trivandrum. You even do not know to write engilish properly. Go and buy a dictionary first.
Ramesh
Trivandrum
thanxx ramesh..wil buy a dictionary today!!:)
@ramesh: couple of things mre..wats the reference to trivandrum in ur comment..the post i wrote, hav nothin against trivandrum..olso in ur comment english is wrongly spelt..guess am not the only one hu needs a dictionary!! :)
funny!
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